God not only approves of gay marriage, but was in one himself.?

Somehow, I do not believe you believe what you are implying here, but for your fun sake, let's say you do. Better be careful twisting Scripture to your own justification. Doesn't matter how you twist it, God doesn't change to accommodate your justifications. Read at the end of Revelation, what God has to say about adding to or subtracting from the Scriptures.